Tuesday, February 20, 2007

BBC Releases US Contingency Plans to Attack Liechtenstein

The BBC has reported today that the US military has developed contingency plans to invade the Principality of Liechtenstein. President Bush has addressed the UN in a futile attempt to persuade the world body to grant its approval of this vital plan to keep Liechtenstein from further developing its export of dental tools.

Congressional Democrats have denounced these plans as further proof of the Republicans' greed and desire to obtain the small country's barley crop in order to bolster the US beer industry's need for this vital ingredient. Sen. Clinton immediately announced that she will take Anheuser-Busch's profits and use them to fund exploration of alternative beverages.

This is just the latest BBC revelation, joining earlier ones concerning US contingency plans to invade Tahiti and Hollywood.

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